I hit him with my handbag and he ran off.

John keeps asking me if I’m alright.

Believe me dear, the hoodie was the one who got the damage!

Hope those two didn’t get up to any major trouble whilst I was occupied. I did walk into my flat to find a broken teapot in my sink, though. I could have sworn I locked the door. Ooh. I need a sit down and a nice cup of tea! Hope everyone’s doing well.

Also, John, I read what you got up to the other night. I would have never thought you’d be the type to call somebody ‘babe’. :)

Lovely children keep popping round for sweets. Didn’t really have a lot, so I just gave them Werther’s Originals. Hope they didn’t mind.

I think I may have accidentally given one of them some of my herbal soothers…oh dear.

…I’ve never really been around them when they’re sleeping. I don’t know, dear. Sorry!

Ooh. I’m afraid I’m not looking for love right now. How old are you, dear? I’m probably much too old for you! Thank you for your offer though. Incredibly sweet of you.

Morning, dears! Hope everybody has a lovely day. I’m off to the post office. Hopefully Sherlock won’t slip a dodgy looking envelope into my handbag for me to post for him again. I don’t know why he can’t just do it himself, or get John to do it. He makes him do all the other mundane chores.

Well, I’m off now.

grannyjumpers:

How many teapots do we need?

You can borrow one of mine if you’d like, dear.

They’re mostly for display, but I suppose if you haven’t got any.

Sherlock really needs to organise better.

grannyjumpers:

Bought Mrs Hudson biscuits and made her multiple cups of tea.

Thank you very much for that, dear. You’ve been incredibly kind. I feel a bit ill today. Not entirely sure why. You’ve been a sweetheart!

Why are people singing Queen on my earlier status? It’s very early. My head hurts a bit. Perhaps I should go back to bed.

everything is spinning

the biscuits are in the bedroom

under the mattress

yes

must go there

biscuits